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    The Man, The Myth, The Legend

    April 1, 2023

    Recently, the ACHS King Street Instagram and Twitter pages (otherwise known as @alexcitytitans) have exploded with new content. Students, staff and faculty have been dying to know who has taken control of the accounts. Most believe it is International Academy teacher Gabriel Elias, but Theogony sat down with the real man behind the screen, Elon Musk.

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    Emily Milton No Comments
  • April Fools'

    School Bathrooms Locked: Students And Teachers Struggle For Access

    April 1, 2023

    Students scavenge the school for an open bathroom while pregnant teacher reasons with security guards to use bathroom.

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    Lilliana Escobar No Comments
  • April Fools'

    Exclusive: Theogony Speaks to George Santos

    April 1, 2023

    In an exclusive interview, Theogony spoke to George Santos, the controversial Republican House Representative from New York. 

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    News,  Spotlight

    Interview with Hope Bachman: Quick Fixes To The Stage

    March 11, 2023

    The auditorium stage is an important part of the school. It is where plays and assemblies happen and where the concerts the choir and orchestra put on take place. Naturally, it matters that the auditorium stage is safe for everyone who stands on it.

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  • News

    Around The World To ACHS

    March 10, 2023

    From Vietnam, Chile, Singapore, and Afghanistan, students from different countries have participated in foreign exchange programs or immigrated to the United States to attend Alexandria City High School. International exchange students Kent Ngyuen, Florencia Vidall, Eliza Inkema, and Kabir Kabir have adjusted to changes between ACHS’s environment and that of their previous school systems.  

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    Lilliana Escobar
  • News

    2023 Budget Proposal: Paucity of Psychologists

    March 10, 2023

    ACPS’s new budget proposal highlights the continued student need for effective administrative techniques and school resources. To address the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic on ACHS students, administration and faculty have implemented policies to ease stress since 2020. For example, during the 2021-22 academic year, students could not lose points for submission of late work up to two weeks after the due date. Additionally, final exams that did not raise their grade were exempt from students’ final grade reports.

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    Sarah Porter No Comments
  • Yahney-Marie Sangaré and James Libresco present the Titan Lunch plan at a PTSA meeting on September 19, 2022
    Opinion

    Opinion: The Bureaucratic Nightmare of Titan Lunch

    March 9, 2023

    Although the push for a 74-minute lunch program wasn’t successful, there’s a lot we can learn from it. I’ve been on the Student Lunch Committee since its foundation. Here’s what I saw.

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    Yahney-Marie Sangare
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    Spotlight,  Style

    Yes, Not Even Water

    March 9, 2023

    Ramadan is one of the most sacred and holy months for a Muslim, a follower of Islam. Ramadan occurs once a year during the ninth month of the Islamic calendar. It lasts 30 days. 

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    Salma El Gourchal
  • Sports

    Titans Gallup Past Stallions, 56-54

    March 8, 2023

    On Tuesday, February 21, the Alexandria City Titans stunned the South County Stallions in a comeback thriller to win their Occoquan regional quarterfinal game, 56-54. Senior Kullen Robinson led the Titans to the win with a last second steal and buzzer-beater layup, in addition to total 16 points. Junior Kye Robinson contributed 19 points, freshman Darius Bivins put up 7, juniors Isaiah Sitton and Sean Burbage each scored 6, and junior Teko Bostick had 2.

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    James Libresco
  • News

    Data Leak Amid ACPS Struggle To Communicate

    March 8, 2023

    On Tuesday, January 24, 2023, ACPS families were notified via Parentsquare about the conclusion of the investigation into released student and staff information. The released information included staff email addresses and names, and students’ full names, gender, grade level, and their parents’ email addresses, phone number, and mailing addresses. 

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    Emily Milton
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