In an exclusive interview, Theogony spoke to George Santos, the controversial Republican House Representative from New York.
Andres Huenneke
Staff Writer
Andres Huenneke: What is your name?
George Santos: Today it could be George Santos; who knows what tomorrow could bring? The boundaries are limitless. In this world you can be whatever you want, so why can’t I be George Santos today and Rupaul tomorrow?
AH: Okay. Will you be seeking a higher office anytime soon?
GS: I may seek the presidency next year or the year after; who knows? Most candidates don’t have the repertoire that I have, so I feel that I have this competition in the bag! Did John Kasich win his college’s volleyball championship? Did Bernie Sanders ever work for Goldman Sachs? Ha! That’s what I thought!
AH: What about allegations against you for not telling the truth?
GS: What allegations? Everything that I have said is as real as the Burberry scarf that I wore to Stop the Steal. It is MY scarf and not anyone else’s, despite what the general public says. They just want the scarf for themselves.
AH: Okay? I guess that works. If you run for higher office, who would be your vice president?
GS: I don’t need a vice president. I am my own vice president. All of the funds for my campaign I have made for myself through all of my separate companies.
AH: Okay, last question. What is your alma mater?
GS: No comment.
AH: This is all the time we have right now. Thank you, Mr. Santos.
GS: That’s Future President Santos to you!
Featured image courtesy of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum
