Mr. Sneakers is one of Alexandria City High School’s greatest anomalies. You might have seen him in someone’s hand while walking to the bathroom, scaring people crossing its path, or even thrown in the bushes by Parker Grey Stadium by sophomores who want to get rid of the infamous taxidermied squirrel. Many ACHS students, current and past, will have Mr. Sneakers etched in their minds forever. Is that a good thing? Only time will tell, but it’s certainly something.
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The End of an Era
As the year winds down, Theogony says goodbye to a vital member. Mick Heller, a retired journalist, has been volunteering to assist student journalists since 2017. Heller worked on The Baltimore Sun and The Washington Times before becoming a sports copy editor at The Washington Post for 15 years. A California native, Heller attended the University of the Pacific before beginning his career.
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How to Reset After an AP Exam
Advanced Placement (AP) exams and other standardized tests can be difficult to take and even more difficult to recover from. Learn how to reset after APs here!
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Review: Mix It Up At Tropical Smoothie
With warm weather approaching, I’m sure we’re all looking for a good way to cool off. My favorite refreshing treat is a Tropical Smoothie Cafe smoothie! With a wide variety of flavors and customizable ingredients, these smoothies are perfect for hot summer days. I’m a Tropical Smoothie superfan, so I’ve tried almost every smoothie on the menu. Here's a rundown of my top five.
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Yes, Not Even Water
Ramadan is one of the most sacred and holy months for a Muslim, a follower of Islam. Ramadan occurs once a year during the ninth month of the Islamic calendar. It lasts 30 days.
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Women of Alexandria
In honor of March, Women's History Month, four Alexandrian women are highlighted for being trailblazers in their local and global communities.
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’23 and Theogony
After reflecting on trends from the past year, people all over the world began creating their own lists of what they predicted would be “In” or “Out” in 2023. Taking to Twitter, celebrities, news outlets, even ACHS students began writing their “In and Out” lists to ring in the new year. The Theogony editors give 23 of their takes…
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Death or Dream
Threatening to be killed over a dream is an outrageous concept for many, especially in the West. But for Negin Khpalwak and many others in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, it is a reality.
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Theogony’s Valentine’s Day To-Do List
Need some ideas for everyone's favorite pink-filled holiday? Staff Writer Ermila Mazariegos presents Theogony's top Valentine's picks.
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On Our Screens in 2023
After two years with a slowly rejuvenating movie industry, 2023 is bursting with many long-awaited titles. Sequels, Marvel Stage 5 and Disney adaptations will soon be filling our theaters.
