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    After Impact Award Win, Titan Robotics Whizzes to Worlds

    April 18, 2023

    For the second year in a row, Titan Robotics is heading to the FIRST Championship, the global competition for high school robotics teams. Titan Robotics, also called FIRST Robotics Competition (FRC) Team 5587, qualified for the April 19-22 competition in Houston, Texas after winning the prestigious Impact award at the Chesapeake District Championship in early April.

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    Chloe Yokitis No Comments
  • Banner Slide,  Opinion

    SEAL Lessons: A Hollow Promise

    April 18, 2023

    The start of this school year brought many changes. The end of Lunch and Learn was certainly the one that garnered the largest reaction, but that wasn't the only new thing this year. Social Emotional Academic Learning (SEAL) lessons have also become a staple of ACHS’ 2022-2023 school year. These daily lessons focus on social and emotional health. They provide students with important information and allegedly assist them with internal growth. However, anyone who has taken part in these lessons knows they fail to meet that standard.

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    Nora Malone
  • April Fools'

    Top 5 Uses of the Rooftop Garden: A Theogony Guide

    April 1, 2023

    As the weather warms up and the spring season begins, ACHS students and staff will begin to utilize the rooftop garden again. While the garden has traditionally been used for simply eating lunch, times are changing and administration has asked for suggestions on new, unique ways to use the space. Theogony interviewed over 300 students on their ideas, and the top new uses of the rooftop garden are listed below.

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  • April Fools'

    Virginia Education Board to Ban Social Studies

    April 1, 2023

    The Virginia Department of Education (VDOE) has announced that Virginia will move forward with a proposed draft of social studies standards that will, in the words of the draft, “just get rid of the dang thing.” This move comes after weeks of intense criticism from stakeholders, parents, teachers, students and academics over the January draft, which controversially included such changes as omitting the words “fascism” and “diversity.”

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    Yahney-Marie Sangare No Comments
  • April Fools'

    To Possum Or Not To Possum

    April 1, 2023

    We’ve all experienced that moment when you just want to sink into the ground or turn invisible, whether it be from fear or embarrassment. Opossums have the solution for you… playing possum. To play possum means to play dead-as you may have guessed the phrase is derived from the actions of the opossum.

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    Rory Patterson No Comments
  • April Fools'

    New Schedule, New Curriculum for PRIDE Time in Fourth Quarter

    April 1, 2023

    The start of the fourth quarter has brought along with it a slightly changed class schedule: instead of having the Titan PRIDE (Positive attitude, Responsibility, Integrity, Determination and Excellence) block with 3R and 4B teachers, ACHS students will instead spend this extra thirty minutes with their 1R and 2B teachers before switching to lunch or their next classes. Additionally, the PRIDE lessons have been replaced with activities from an entirely new curriculum.

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    Chloe Yokitis No Comments
  • April Fools'

    Dr. Melon Cee-Howatt Leaves Her Mark on ACHS

    April 1, 2023

    On March 31, 2023, Superintendent Dr. Melon Cee-Howatt pulled up to ACHS for the first time ever! To many, it came as a shock to see Cee-Howatt step foot in the school. Up until today, Cee-Howatt ever visiting ACHS seemed to be an urban legend created by her senior leadership team. Although the visit was unplanned, students and administrators had a lot to say about the encounter. 

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    Ermila Mazariegos No Comments
  • April Fools'

    Titans’ Favorite April Fools’ Day Memories

    April 1, 2023

    ACHS students share their favorite April Fools' Day memories.

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    Zana Royster No Comments
  • April Fools'

    Horoscopes for April Fools’

    April 1, 2023

    The only thing better than a normal horoscope is an especially silly horoscope in honor of April Fools' Day!

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    Harper Travis No Comments
  • April Fools'

    Parentsquare: Parents’ Favorite App Since the Invention of Twitter

    April 1, 2023

    Parents are going crazy for the Parentsquare app, which launched for ACPS users in August to stimulate communications between school administrators and parents. The app’s accessibility and fun features are what make the app a pillar of ACPS culture, parents say.

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    Chloe Yokitis No Comments
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