{"id":1569,"date":"2023-04-01T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T04:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.acpsk12.org\/theogony\/2022-2023\/?p=1569"},"modified":"2023-04-01T00:22:47","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T04:22:47","slug":"exclusive-theogony-speaks-to-george-santos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.acpsk12.org\/theogony\/2022-2023\/2023\/04\/01\/exclusive-theogony-speaks-to-george-santos\/","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive: Theogony Speaks to George Santos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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In an exclusive interview, Theogony <\/em>spoke to George Santos, the controversial Republican House Representative from New York. <\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Andres Huenneke <\/p>\nStaff Writer <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Andres Huenneke: <\/strong>What is your name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

George Santos: <\/strong>Today it could be George Santos; who knows what tomorrow could bring? The boundaries are limitless. In this world you can be whatever you want, so why can\u2019t I be George Santos today and Rupaul tomorrow? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

AH: <\/strong>Okay. Will you be seeking a higher office anytime soon? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS: <\/strong>I may seek the presidency next year or the year after; who knows? Most candidates don\u2019t have the repertoire that I have, so I feel that I have this competition in the bag! Did John Kasich win his college\u2019s volleyball championship? Did Bernie Sanders ever work for Goldman Sachs? Ha! That\u2019s what I thought!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AH: <\/strong>What about allegations against you for not telling the truth?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS: <\/strong>What allegations? Everything that I have said is as real as the Burberry scarf that I wore to Stop the Steal. It is MY scarf and not anyone else’s, despite what the general public says. They just want the scarf for themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AH: <\/strong>Okay? I guess that works. If you run for higher office, who would be your vice president?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS:<\/strong> I don\u2019t need a vice president. I am my own vice president. All of the funds for my campaign I have made for myself through all of my separate companies. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

AH: <\/strong>Okay, last question. What is your alma mater?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS: <\/strong>No comment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

AH: <\/strong>This is all the time we have right now. Thank you, Mr. Santos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS:<\/strong> That\u2019s Future President Santos to you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Featured image courtesy of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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